You need to stop
I hate you so much right now, Armando. Here I am trying to stick with my serious, long term, long distance relationship, and I can't go two hours without thinking about how f***ing hot you are. Please stop, you are not helping my situation. Thanks to you, and a couple other unmentionables, I am having this major problem where I can't stop thinking about getting with a latino. I'm probably saying ay que rico...ay, ay, ay chico in my sleep now. I'm very sexually frustrated because of you, and I don't appreciate it.
P.S. Please come to atlanta porque sí, quiero que me comas.